A Tattoo Not Worth the Pain

Today I had lunch with a friend at Olive Garden. I mentioned how super sexy this tatoo was when I saw her in the lobby and of course it doesn't take any time to guess who we got to sit right next to! But at least now I can share the beauty with everyone.

Today it is a poor excuse for a tatoo around her thigh...when she's 80 years old it will be a poor excuse for an anklet!

She's Bringin' Sexy to Home Depot

There was something to appreciate from every angle! I never did figure out what she was doing at Home Depot…but she was staring at the batteries for a really long time. Maybe she was there for the "Build a Birdhouse" workshop.

Fuzzy Summer Boots!!!

Again with the boots! It's JULY in TEXAS. It's 99 degrees today. Really?

Trojan Man Goes Camping

I don't really see a problem here. Even the Trojan Man goes camping!

Tights Vs. Leggings

Someone doesn't know the difference between tights and leggings. These suckers were so close to maximum capacity I didn't want to get any closer to take a picture. I was too afraid she would bend over and create an image that would scar my psyche forever.

Wrong + Wrong

Ok so here is the debate. Tim says I'm wrong...but I say she's more wrong...



Sure I'm taking undercover pictures...but she's wearing those...and I guess I should add...we are standing on the front porch...of a FUNERAL HOME!!!!

Holy Accessories!!!!

Much to your surprise no doubt, I had a good friend in high school that was Pentecostal (yeah…I was pretty much the same way I am now…she was my good influence…she tried). So I know the drill…no make up, nail polish, or jewelry. But there were other things they would use to be "unique" and show their style. Funky glasses, big hair, and some loud patterns seemed to be a few of the things I noticed them use to look "hip."

Ok…but I have never run into a Pentecostal woman that made me stare like I was looking at a 3 legged man. If I had to put a "title" to her bangs I would call them…."ski slope." The whole thing was like a huge piece of head art really…there were curls and little pieces sticking out…it was like prom night! Then…throw in 4 inch, red patent-leather strippers shoes. Put that with the bright gold patchwork Coach bag and sprinkle a little plaid shirt with ruffles down the front and a clown-like collar (which matched the ruffle along the bottom of the knee-length denim skirt) and I gotta tell you…this girl takes her accessorizing to a whole new level.

When she pulled out the hot pink zebra cell phone I pretty much had to look away…I was getting ill from the mixture of patterns.