Used Umbrella for Sale!!!

Since it was so utterly bizarre, it caught my attention. I was forced to go inside and inquire about the "used umbrella" I explained that it just so happens I have been LOOKING for the perfect used umbrella! "It must be my lucky day," I said excitedly...the obviously less than brilliant girl was totally confused...so I left…umbrellaless. Duh. Read your own sign you moron. The sign your car is parked 10 feet from.

Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day (overheard at the table next to us)

Small child: Can I have a Diet Coke?

Obese Mother: No, you've had a soda today. You can have pink lemonade.

Seriously? Apparently the mother's decision is based on making her child's ass look as delightfully plump as her own? You cannot have a diet coke my child...here, shovel in some sugar instead!

Spreading the Joy

I've decided that since my "Shoulda Known Better" facebook posts have entertained my friends, I should really share them with the world beyond BookFace. After all, since I am risking my life (seriously, have you seen the sheer size of some of these monsters) by taking these pics...shouldn't everyone get to enjoy the comical value of poor wardrobe decision making?

Anyway, since I haven't kept up very well with my actual blogging...again the ADD distracts me...I'll start posting some of my daily thoughts of the day and pictures too...and I promise...I'm trying to get remotivated to blog again...really...I am.