Big Pimpin,' Gangsta Style??

I was getting gas today and noticed this dude pull up. At first, it might have been the Jag that caught my eye…but then…oh my did he think he was "big pimpin.'" I mean, seriously, if he thought any higher of himself, his entire head would have exploded. He pulled up to the pump, all laid back in the car (with his head struggling to see over the dash like some disfigured giraffe) with the windows half down (because that makes it cooler looking…even though…it makes it hot as hell)…and then went in and paid for his $3.00 worth of gas (seriously? Where you going dude?). I was actually taking a picture of his footwear mishap…I mean how "gangster" can you be with a white sock/flip flop combo? I had NO IDEA I would step into something WAY more valuable comically…


So let me get to the good part…the best part…was what I saw as he drove away. I chased him down the interstate at break-neck speed to get this picture…I feel like it was worth it...