Seriously Sexy

I would hope that every other woman would be just as repulsed as me by what you see here. But my hopes would be dashed. Turns out...he's actually been bred not once, not twice, but three times! Yup, there are three more fine examples of the specimen you see before you. I'm sure the maternal DNA couldn't be much better...seriously...it's just gross...and they weren't even that clean.

P.S. He was happy to tell me...and didn't even wonder why I was axkin.'

A Dangerous Game

For some reason they were making floats right by the front door at Kroger today. I didn't find this to be the best idea or location. The girl asked if I was interested when I walked in. I explained I wasn't interested in eating anything her fingers had been in.

I noticed when I was leaving this little boy feuding with his inner good vs. bad. He seriously wanted to cut in front of this woman. I finally said quietly to his mother...who was in her own hamster ball and oblivious to what her child was doing..."hey lady, your kid is about to partake in a dangerous game." Ya just don't come between that kinda woman and her ice cream.

S & M...a Family Store?

Does anyone else find the name of this place disturbing or is it just me?

Big Pimpin,' Gangsta Style??

I was getting gas today and noticed this dude pull up. At first, it might have been the Jag that caught my eye…but then…oh my did he think he was "big pimpin.'" I mean, seriously, if he thought any higher of himself, his entire head would have exploded. He pulled up to the pump, all laid back in the car (with his head struggling to see over the dash like some disfigured giraffe) with the windows half down (because that makes it cooler looking…even though…it makes it hot as hell)…and then went in and paid for his $3.00 worth of gas (seriously? Where you going dude?). I was actually taking a picture of his footwear mishap…I mean how "gangster" can you be with a white sock/flip flop combo? I had NO IDEA I would step into something WAY more valuable comically…


So let me get to the good part…the best part…was what I saw as he drove away. I chased him down the interstate at break-neck speed to get this picture…I feel like it was worth it...

Confusing the Senses

Ya know how weird it is if you eat/drink something and it tastes different than you expected? Like if you ordered Diet Coke but you got iced tea. You take a big slug of it and go "oh my God that is nasty!" It might be perfectly fine tea...but your senses weren't prepared for tea.

Well...it happened to me today. I kinda expected this to taste like Scope.

Scary Visual

I was getting all bummed because I hadn't come across a good photo opportunity lately. Then today as we were standing in line waiting for the barely-speaking-English Asian saleswoman to commiserate with two of her fellow Asian women about how she is tall and they are short (I still don't know what the debate was…maybe since she wasn't short…they were saying she wasn't Asian? I'm here to tell you…with an accent like that…she's Asian).

Anyway, I was just thinking about how this is five minutes of my life I will never recover when all of a sudden I hear Tim say (not as quietly as he should have or meant to) "Whoa! There's an image I didn't need right before lunch."

So the five minutes wasn't lost after all…a photo opportunity indeed. We spent the next few minutes trying to decide if she was buying for herself. Actually, I was hoping she'd pick up a hot pink thong and make it an even better post.

Shoulda Known Better

I waited for a few minutes to see if the chair was going to make it. Clearly it was at maximum capacity. I am a believer that when your ass looks like it could swallow the chair...and when you forget that you are carrying a pack of cigarettes in your armpit...sitting on your butt in front of Jackpot Party is just not where you need to be.

She also became a victim because of her habitual nose picking. Warning...3rd floor at Isle of Capri...Jackpot Party in the North corner...not a machine you want to play before dinner;)